Things what I have seen in Montreal, #1 Despite being equipped only with a shitty phone camera, there are far too many things I stumble across that demand to be photographed. So I’ll put them up. First, shop window edition. Strange shop display on Rue St Catherine. This was the window display for a shop that designed and supplied specialised or customized mannequins. Creepy big-eyed winking shop dummies. I hope it wasn't one of theirs. It's Canada - lumberjack shirts are not optional. So they're really trying to protect their classy clientele and all the hard work they've put into making it look wonderful from the oiks outside. I wonder how classy it is inside...? How classy? It's full of lava lamps - kneel before their levels of classyness, heathens. This is a glass of Earl Grey tea with hot frothy milk. Look how authentic it is! - it has a London bus next to it. Needless to say it was revolting. "Best swanky joint", eh? Praise indeed.